Sometimes masturbation names can make you laugh. Fapping, stroking, jacking off, jerking off. Ok sure we get some, but others are really funny like peeling the carrot, flicking the bean, or even buffin’ the muffin. In this Hot Spot Podcast Snippet, Delia and Olivia have some fun with female masturbation names!
Olivia: Welcome to The Weekly Hot Spot! Kink conversation BDSM advice, insight from the World of Distance Domination and phone sex. We are your hosts, Mistress Delia and I’m Miss Olivia.
Delia: (Laughs) I need help. Oh my God.
Olivia: What kind of help do you need or want Mistress Delia?
Delia: Yeah. My brain might not be effective today. I want all the sexy help though. I want it all.
Olivia: Know what I do when my brain isn’t working particularly well? I masturbate.
Delia: Oh, my goodness. I have a brand new sex toy that I fucking need to break in. I should go, I don’t know. Is it called rub one out? If a girl does it, it’s Jilling off right> But what would masturbation be for me? I could still rub. I could, yeah, that’s actually, cause I kind of don’t like Jilling out. For him it’s jacking off. So I guess it would be chilling out, but I kind of don’t like that name.
Olivia: I know we need to think of better masturbation names for women just so it sounds sexier. I agree. Okay. That’s going to be one of the things that we’re going to put on our to do list. Think of a better name for a female masturbating. We have things to do. We’re making the world a better place with one orgasm at a time.
Delia: Oh yes, we are. So what about you? What do you think about masturbation? Do you love it? Are you in chastity? Do you wish you could do it? 24 seven what do you think that we as mistresses should call female masturbation? I want you to go to our blog, the weekly hotspot.com and leave us lots of comments, ideas, and suggestions on this week’s post. And after you do that, I want you to do just what mistress Olivia tells you to do.
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Bye everybody.
Olivia: Bye.
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I enjoy all your podcasts & talk of masturbation got me wanting to comment. I know this episode was about female masturbation however as a male who loves rubbing himself through layers of silky nylon lingerie, such as slips, petticoats & nightgowns I hoped you wouldn’t mind me commenting. I have loved lingerie masturbating since childhood when I borrowed my mothers things, now I own a large personal collection which I enjoy immensely. To my knowledge this is a kink you don’t seem to have covered previously. I would love to share it with you if you’re interested. By the way I live in Australia. Love what you do. William
Oh William!
We would love to talk about this! Masturbation…no matter the way is always HOT to discuss.
Glad you are such a fan!!! Pop an email to me: Delia@enchantrixempire.com so we can maybe start planning this episode with your input!
Ms. Delia
Hi Ms Delia, I am so thrilled to receive your response & will definitely email you as requested. Warm regards William